Boy boys boys who you dating who’s your crush
got your training bra on and your mustache coming clutch
Jimmy, Jake and John, you’ve been friends since you were one
But now you’re growing tits, coed sleepovers are done
Made it to 5th grade but remember what mom said
Emily can stay the night but no boys in your bed

But i’ve got Feelings in my body I’ve got feelings in my head
she asks me to play house I said I guess we can pretend
No we won’t kiss But you know what we’ll do
We rub of pubic bones together as if their glued
wait it seems, we can play for different teams
Hormonal loop hole for the ages
You know what I’m saying

Come on let’s Play house
And dry humping till the cows come home
I won’t tell ur mom
That you and i pretended to bone

It’s not gay if it’s simply pretend
It’s not bi if it’s simply prepubescent
It’s just practice, it’s lending a hand
It’s not like i actually think about u naked


Natalie invited me to her playroom extraordinaire.
She had xbox and monopoly but we choose truth or dare
One thing lead to another, She went it for a kiss
I asked where is your mother, she said she’s making us sandwiches
I guess we got time to kill, I mean it’s only just a game
We made out for like 20 mins then ate our sandwiches in shame

Fluffernutter taste better in silence

Come on let’s Play house
And dry humping till the cows come home
I won’t tell ur mom
That you and I were nose to nose cause
It’s not gay if it’s simply pretend
It’s not bi if it’s simply prepubescent
It’s just practice, itt’s lending a hand
It’s not like i actually think about u naked


Middle school hang out, pool party with my gals.
Went into the closet just to grab an extra towel
Instead I find a coven and then to my surprise
They’re playing spin the bottle but where are all the guys

No no it’s just for fun no no it’s just for sport
Come on be a team player, show us whats under your skort
It’s gay if you don’t do it, what are you afraid
You’ll turn into a lesbian and catch it like the plague
Our educations flawed, peer pressures gonna win
It’s 7 minutes in heaven so it’s clearly not a sin


Years gone by and we’ve grown older
She says sometimes she make outs with her friends when her boyfriends not there to hold her
Seems reasonable to me, might as well give it a try
Like i said, just doing it once doesn’t make you bi
Its experminattion it’s just a phase
I tell myself for days and days and days and days


Nooo it’s not gay if it’s just for play
It’s not bi if you’re playing the guy
It’s not queer if it’s just once a year
But if it’s not queer then how did we get here